The Candidates in a Phrase Again
Democrats:
Edwards
“It’s nothing personal, but its important the voters know they have choices…”
Clinton
“I’d like to thank Corporal Smith, Sergeant Jones, Captain Williams, Lance Corporal Hunter, Captain Jensen, Lieutenant Foster, Commander Winston, Sergeant Kent………………and every other law enforcement individual in the state of New Hampshire ”
Obama
“Hope. Audacity. Oprah!”
Dodd
“Hola muchachos”
Richardson
“I can get all the troops out in 24 hours”
Biden
“Look, I’ve been on the foreign relations committee since 500 AD…”
Kucinich
“Impeach!”
Gravel
“These wieners didn’t invite me to the last debate!”
Republicans:
McCain
“Our terrorist enemies think we torture them. I cannot imagine anything worse…”
Thompson
“Huckabee? I thought I was the….”
Huckabee
“My campaign has organized a “Victory in Iowa” prayer group online…”
Tancredo
“Out tancredo Tancredo! Heeheehee.”
Paul
“Well…this needs to be done, and apparently a lot of people online think I ought to do it”
Hunter
“We’d all be farmers, but at least those dang Chinese wouldn’t have anywhere to sell stuff!”
Giuliani
“It wasn’t improper, New Yorkers have affairs all the time…”
Romney
“Iowa, oh Iowa!”